SPARKLY SAD GURL

Meet SAD GURL Jessica!

"I am a sad girl because I really want a dog (or a sloth), but alas I am allergic to both. I would also feel bad because my apartment is too smol for a dog. Unless the dog was REALLY smol. Also I don't know how to acquire a sloth, I think they need to be in a warm climate though. Sadness also comes to me in the wee hours of the night while I am doing homework. I crave Ben and Jerry, my two lovers. I am sad because there are too many books, too many art exhibitions, too many cool places to explore, and too many socks in my sock drawer! The thing that upsets me most is when stores use "Curlz" typeface as their logo. It's horrible."

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