INDEPENDENT SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Serena!
"I'm a SAD GURL because I have always been on my own. Nobody gave me or taught me anything in life. But I am still surviving."
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OLDIES SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Paulina!
"I'm a SAD GURL because I'm such a fangirl at heart but The Beatles and the Beach Boys broke up so I have nothing to take my top off for."
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FEMALE EMPOWERMENT SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Bella!
"I'm a SAD GURL because a woman's body is always sexualized and almost never respected. I just want to eat cake and be able to enjoy my natural body functions for the awesomeness they are. "
SPARKLY SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Jessica!
"I am a sad girl because I really want a dog (or a sloth), but alas I am allergic to both. I would also feel bad because my apartment is too smol for a dog. Unless the dog was REALLY smol. Also I don't know how to acquire a sloth, I think they need to be in a warm climate though. Sadness also comes to me in the wee hours of the night while I am doing homework. I crave Ben and Jerry, my two lovers. I am sad because there are too many books, too many art exhibitions, too many cool places to explore, and too many socks in my sock drawer! The thing that upsets me most is when stores use "Curlz" typeface as their logo. It's horrible."
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FLOWER POWER SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Emily!
"I'm a SAD GURL because I buy flowers and forget to take care of them until they shrivel up and die which is basically a metaphor for most of my interests."
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MAKEUP SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Ana!
"I'm a sad girl because make up is expensive and I can't stop buying it. Even though I am broke, and I already own several pink lipsticks, I don't have THAT one, and they are clearly not the same."
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SAD GURLZ DO EASTER
Hoppy Easter from your favorite SAD GURLZ!
EGGSTASTIC SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Callie!
"I'm a SAD GURL because I have this eggceptional obsession for eggs and I was worried that coming to college I wouldn't have people who understood it, but luckily I found friends that promote me wearing pink, reading poetry, and loving eggs."
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FREUDIAN SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Elena!
"I'm a sad girl because I love reading Freud and others love criticizing him, however,I don't think we can move past the gender binary if we can't move past the language being used, as Irigaray suggests. Further, I'm a sad girl because of the physical oppression and psychological misogyny women still face."
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HOPELESS ROMANTIC SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Tessa!
"I’m a sad gurl because when I try to move on from my ex, I just end up going to bars and falling in love far too easily with the bartenders who know my drink by heart, a whiskey on the rocks. And while pretending I'm an actual adult, I’m really going home alone every night and cuddling with a giant valentines teddy bear my mom got me."
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SAD GURLZ DO SPRING BREAK
Welcome to spring break 2016, SAD GURLZ style
LISA FRANK SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Rafaella!
"I'm a SAD GURL because the world is a depressing place and it's hard being a woke feminist navigating it."
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SAD GURLZ DO ST. PATRICKS DAY
HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!
Don’t even think about kissing us because we aren’t Irish.
PUG LOVER SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Claire!
"I'm a SAD GURL because in my opinion, dogs are better than people. I miss my pug, Zoe, but she's 7 states away so I don't get to spend nearly enough time with her."
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MERMAID SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Taylorrose!
"I'm a SAD GURL because I grew up in Florida never more than 15 minutes away from the beach. I moved to New York for higher education and the entertainment industry but I miss salty air, 80 degree weather, and palm trees desperately."
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GLITTER SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Ariana!
"I'm a sad gurl because my professors call my designs 'glitter glitter shit shit'."
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MUSIC JUNKIE SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Rebecca!
"I’m a sad gurl because there is just so much great music out there that I haven’t listened to yet. It’s so hard for me to listen to it all when I’m constantly playing the same song 50 times."
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SPORTS DAD SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Annie!
"I'm a sad gurl because I am a mermaid that has been stranded on land, and on top of that I'm being forced to "grow up" when that's clearly a terrible idea."
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ANTI-CLUB SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Ashley!
"I'm a sad gurl because I'm a single 20 year old virgin with a heavy sexual appetite. I hate going to clubs but my friends force me to go out and I never get in."
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NYC SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Madeleine!
"I'm a sad girl because I arrived in NYC 30 years late. Everything is so fucking expensive and the color of the city is rapidly fading. I love this city, but I feel like the culture is totally disappearing and no one is doing anything about it."
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